I was chatting with the 老王瓜 aka *Waiyee last night.She's like super crazy la!
This is our conversation..

老王瓜! : hey
老王瓜!:					sian leh
老王瓜!:					tml school sia!
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahaha. i knew it!
H A P P Y QUEEN:					i more sian leh. start school a week le leh!
老王瓜!:					haiz... if i were u right... i rather die
老王瓜!:					hahahaha
老王瓜!:					okay im too extreme
老王瓜!:					hahaha
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahaha
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hao xiao leh
老王瓜!:					i can feel ur total sianess
老王瓜!:					please make my school disappear
老王瓜!:					hope that someone will burn the school tonight
H A P P Y QUEEN:					HAHAHAA
老王瓜!:					so that tml dun have school
老王瓜!:					hahah
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahaa
H A P P Y QUEEN:					siao la
老王瓜!:					this has always being my plan
老王瓜!:					but i no courage to do...
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahaahahahahaha
老王瓜!:					if tml the school is gone, u should know why
H A P P Y QUEEN:					wa lao.. wo siao dao feng diao
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahahhahaa
老王瓜!:					hahahah....
老王瓜!:					but i think ngee ann too big to burn liao
老王瓜!:					if manjusri still possible
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahahahahah
老王瓜!:					i should go and find some man power... those who have the same mind set as me
老王瓜!:					u wanna burn nyp... let do it tgt..
老王瓜!:					we can attack the canteen 1st
老王瓜!:					attack all ur north south east west canteen
老王瓜!:					den can liao....
老王瓜!:					this is also my plan for ngee ann too... burn the canteen 1st
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahahahaha
H A P P Y QUEEN:					nyp only 2 canteen
H A P P Y QUEEN:					one mac and kou fu
老王瓜!:					ohhh no i having stomach... does that means im excuss from school
老王瓜!:					hahah
老王瓜!:					ok den burn the mac and kou fu
老王瓜!:					this is a brilliant plan!
老王瓜!:					wahahahah
H A P P Y QUEEN:					you siao leh!
H A P P Y QUEEN:					wa lao!
老王瓜!:					if some days the school are burn, the poly student should thank me
老王瓜!:					i know they love me
老王瓜!:					hahaha
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahahaahahaahahahahahahahha
老王瓜!:					vote for me
老王瓜!:					burn the schools
H A P P Y QUEEN:					wa lao. you really siao laio
H A P P Y QUEEN:					wth! wo siao dian already very di liao leh
H A P P Y QUEEN:					now i cant stop laughing
老王瓜!:					hahaha
老王瓜!:					aiya... jus venting out my sianness
老王瓜!:					last week i also talk to mf about this
老王瓜!:					but not on burning the school
H A P P Y QUEEN:					then?
老王瓜!:					but on treating the student as customers
老王瓜!:					den we are always right...
老王瓜!:					they should have online lecture for us.. so that we can download
老王瓜!:					we are the customer leh... we pay them okay
老王瓜!:					dun everytime demand things from us and make us stress
老王瓜!:					they should not have attendence
H A P P Y QUEEN:					HAHAHHHAHAAH
H A P P Y QUEEN:					siao la!
老王瓜!:					mf say until very funny lor
老王瓜!:					she...
老王瓜!:					hahah
老王瓜!:					i forgot what she say liao lah
老王瓜!:					hahah
老王瓜!:					we pay them to make them torture us
老王瓜!:					hahah
老王瓜!:					make us sian and stress
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahahahaha
老王瓜!:					they should treats us as kings and give us water
老王瓜!:					fan us also
H A P P Y QUEEN:					you can go write a petition on burning the school down
老王瓜!:					clean our shoes for us
老王瓜!:					hahaha
H A P P Y QUEEN:					see who votes for you
H A P P Y QUEEN:					HAHAHAHA
H A P P Y QUEEN:					CLEAN SHOE!
老王瓜!:					hahahah
H A P P Y QUEEN:					YOUR SHOE SMELLY LEH
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahaahahhahahahaaha
老王瓜!:					we are the customer
老王瓜!:					and we are always right no matter the shoes smell nice anot
老王瓜!:					hahaha
H A P P Y QUEEN:					HAHAHAHAHHAA
老王瓜!:					hahaha ok i know i siao liao... which i always have being
老王瓜!:					esp going back to school...
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahaha
H A P P Y QUEEN:					you mmake me siao also
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahahaha
老王瓜!:					mayb i should kipnap the pricinple instead...
老王瓜!:					i think that's a better plan
老王瓜!:					i should go and plan about it
老王瓜!:					better den burning the school...
老王瓜!:					too ma fan liao...
H A P P Y QUEEN:					HAHAHHAHAHA
老王瓜!:					kipnap him and ask him to tell the lecturer to give the student the cert instead
老王瓜!:					if not i will torture him...
老王瓜!:					make him eat all the exam paper
H A P P Y QUEEN:					wa lao!
H A P P Y QUEEN:					you really siao liao
老王瓜!:					good right...
老王瓜!:					u should pei he me
老王瓜!:					like mf always do
老王瓜!:					we make a perfert pair
老王瓜!:					tian zhao de she de yi duai
老王瓜!:
H A P P Y QUEEN:					HAAAHHA
H A P P Y QUEEN:					you know i told my friend you say want to plan to burn nyp with me
H A P P Y QUEEN:					then she say she support you!
H A P P Y QUEEN:					ahahahahhahahahahh!
老王瓜!:					hahah yesh!!!
老王瓜!:					i got support to help me liao
老王瓜!:					ask her if she wanna burn with me tgt
老王瓜!:					no tell her the better plan
老王瓜!:					that is to kipnap the pricinple
H A P P Y QUEEN:					HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
(12:08 AM ❤Junsu)					H A P P Y QUEEN is shocked. I LOVE THEM! (: Esp him! has changed his/her personal message to "total sian-ness | crazy 老王瓜"
老王瓜!:					we kipnap ngee ann and nyp de pricinple
老王瓜!:					they all ahhh... very time no appear den earn so much money
H A P P Y QUEEN:					HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
H A P P Y QUEEN:					my friend say i can go call the police now
H A P P Y QUEEN:					to arrest you
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahahahha
老王瓜!:					dunno they do what sia! pluck the grass in the field
老王瓜!:					?
老王瓜!:					i think the principal is the gardener...
老王瓜!:					we can go the field to look for him
老王瓜!:					ook! this shall be our 1st plan
老王瓜!:					hey this is the best plan okay...
老王瓜!:					the police also cheat resident money... they arrest me, i complaint them ahhh... everytime slack at the police post
老王瓜!:					u think i dunno ahh... dun play play ehh
H A P P Y QUEEN:					*shakes* waiyee! xing xing ba!!!!
H A P P Y QUEEN:					hahaha
老王瓜!:					ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
H A P P Y QUEEN:					what?
老王瓜!:					i need a genie...
老王瓜!:					where is my lamp?
H A P P Y QUEEN:					pui. you siao la
老王瓜!:					hahaha... c aschjbas[jchbas<- the magic code...
H A P P Y QUEEN:
H A P P Y QUEEN:					LAME LEH!
H A P P Y QUEEN:					wa... now only just pass 12 leh
H A P P Y QUEEN:					feels like already 2 am laio
H A P P Y QUEEN:					*liao
老王瓜!:					let me chan... toktoktokt
老王瓜!:					hahaha...
老王瓜!:					let me be lame
老王瓜!:					tml no chance liao
老王瓜!:					hahaha

it's a little long. but super funny. Read it! haha.

`EDIT: I think i better add this. all these are just LAME JOKES and we wanted to share cos it's super duper funny! So. if any people involved in the conversation sees this, just take it as a joke and not go too deep into it. (: have a good laugh!